Grudges are like hand grenades: it is wise to release them before they destroy you.

We cannot protect ourselves from trouble, but we can dance through the puddles of life with a rainbow smile, twirling the only umbrella we need -- the umbrella of God's love.

Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.

The attitude of kindness is everyday stuff like a great pair of sneakers. Not frilly. Not fancy. Just plain and comfortable.

If you can forgive the person you were, accept the person you are, and believe in the person you will become, you are headed for joy. So celebrate your life.

Attitude is the mind's paintbrush; it can color any situation.

Always remember that better days are ahead - if not in this life, in the next.

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

Faith is seeing light with your heart when all your eyes see is darkness.

Prayer is asking for rain and faith is carrying the umbrella.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Live life with creative purpose.

I was touched by your kind deeds.

Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.

Our definition of a weakness is anything that gets in the way of excellent performance.

Satire is not a social dynamite. But it is a social indicator: it shows that new men are knocking at the door.

I like Louis Vuitton accessories, but I'd never wear their clothes. No offense, it's just not my steeze.

And there's some Latino music I like, and some reggae music.

I thought they would never select an Eastern writer for the Nobel. I was surprised.

God came into the world to reawaken the thirst for great things in us.

Yoga introduced me to a style of meditation. The only meditation I would have done before would be in the writing of songs.