Guard your children's free time - from you.

Working is one of the most dangerous forms of procrastination.

Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic."

If I pretend to myself that I'm different from the way I truly am, I'm going to make choices that won't make me happy.

Money. It's a good servant but a bad master.

Act the way you WANT to feel.

I'm a person who's fine saying 'No.' I like saying to myself, "no gossiping," "no nagging."

Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they’re big, flashing signs that something needs to change.

One of the best ways to make yourself happy is to make other people happy. One of the best ways to make other people happy is to be happy yourself.

Focus Not on Having Less or Having More, But on Wanting What You Have.

Never start a sentence with the words 'No offense.

Real joy is never influenced.

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.

My sons and their wives landed on Mars to start another race.

If I had been living through the '80s, I probably would've gotten into a lot more trouble than my parents.

Prejudices of taste, likings and dislikings, are not always vanquishable by reason.

Enemies of art are the opposite of the Sun; they emit darkness instead of light!

All my fears and cares are of this world; if there is another, an honest man has nothing to fear from it.

That city in which those who are not wronged, no less than those who are wronged, exert themselves to punish the wrongdoers.

I'd like to own Intel... I'd like to own Microsoft... I'd love to have Warner Bros in my hip pocket.

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.