Guild doesn't like me." "That's true." "He doesn't like you, ether." "That is mystifying.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Follow leaders who follow leaders.

In a classroom, when it’s silent, they’re thinking. You’ve got to give them time to think.

Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.

It is a direction not a destination.

What more could you ask for in life than to be given an impossible challenge?

Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?

He made all countries where he came his own.

Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.

The majority of people who fail to accumulate money sufficient for their needs are, generally, easily influenced by the opinion of others.

Circumcision in the United States is routinely performed without anesthesia, though anesthesia reduces the infant's stress and prevents infection and blood clots.