Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.

To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

To seek greatness outside yourself is turn your back on the treasure within.

The beauty of coaching is that you are working with human beings. I feel very comfortable with my staff that we can make a difference, that we can make a difference on the ice.

It's a lot of work to keep reinventing yourself and coming up with new stuff, but that's what it takes to be in show business.

I think every movie is its own little world, and a director certainly sets the tone.

I loved Lost, from beginning to end.

The storm will pass and the sun will rise again.

The only soap of a dirty society is the clean men; only the clean can wash the grimy!

I do a lot of stairs, a lot of planks, a lot of squats, a lot of treadmill, a lot of screaming - and I do it four times a week.

A healthy mind always likes to adore others, elevate them. An unhealthy mind likes to pull everything down.

Modern man creates fancy cars while losing the sacredness of his feet and lungs.