Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

To invest your time is to convert it into some products that could benefit humanity.

You may ask me for anything you like except time.

Everyone sees the glory moments, but they don't see what happens behind the scenes.

I think Mitch Daniels, the former governor of Indiana was a case of that, who was an outstanding administrator.

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

It is you who makes me see what I really am.

If a man wishes to truly not be written about, he would do well not to write letters to 18-year-old girls, inviting them into his life.

Money is important but it is not everything... Think about everything you already have that money can't buy.

It is not from reason and prudence that people marry, but from inclination.

Oliver Stone. Is that not enough?