Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

Dreams are born from the Rubbles of Pain.

The musician has the most brothers, and the dancer the most sisters.

We aren't taught to mourn. We're told to forget.

Human sin is stubborn, but not as stubborn as the grace of God and not half as persistent, not half so ready to suffer to win its way

Engulfment is a moment of hypnosis.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

You are a sick, sick man,” I told him. “Thank you,” Ben replied, looking modest.

A few more years will destroy whatever yet remains of that magical potency which once belonged to the name of Byron.

Not thinking it's possible is a failure of imagination.