Guns don't kill, people do.

What do you mean, you "don't believe in homosexuality?" It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

Learn all the rules... then break them.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry."?

Direct lies, small lies, huge lies, and lies of omission… these are all self-serving and sources of self-destruction.

We are not just a skin-encapsulated ego, a soul encased in flesh. We are each other and we are the world.

Everything that happens where we live happens in us. Everything that ceases in what we see ceases in us. Everything that has been, if we saw it when it was, was taken from us when it went away.

I promised my daughter I'd name my first restaurant after her, but now the other kids are like, 'Dad, what about us?' I'm gonna have to open four restaurants!

If you have behaved badly, repent, make what amends you can and address yourself to the task of behaving better next time.

To most women art is a form of scandal.

Scars remind us where we've been - they don't have to dictate where we are going.

The innovator creates a business where they are making money, even when they sleep.

I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field.