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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people


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Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling



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Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.



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I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.



He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.



Remember, half the people you know are below average.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.



I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!

I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!



You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?



I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.



Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.



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I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.





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It's the circumstances that create fear. How you respond is all you can control. Concentrate on that, and you'll always succeed.

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