Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself.

I was amazed at how strong women were when they were angry.

I have no place in my life for someone who is sure he can do everything.

If one lived for ever the joys of life would inevitably in the end lose their savour. As it is, they remain perennially fresh.

Nobody has any right to tell you what you aren't capable of. If you're meant to, you're able to. There is no such thing as impossible.

Tomorrow is a satire on today, And shows its weakness.

Honestly, I'm a shallow performer. I just go with the text and feel my way around it. There's not a whole lot of shaping.

Imaginations and illusions are always so much more powerful and bigger than this mediocre and boring thing called reality.

Fashion is such an insider's club, but slowly, the playing field is evening out. Through social media, everyone can have a front-row seat.

Cheer up beautiful people... this is where you get to make it right.