Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Some sinister secret lat buried in the heart of the graveyard !

We only truly understand what we experience.

Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.

If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

The biggest enemy we face is anthropocentrism. This is that common attitude that everything on this Earth was put here for [human] use.

I thought I'd take style to its limit... My philosophy is a belief in magic, good luck , self-confidence, and pride.

When I first came to London, I loved hanging around in cafes, smoking, scribbling, dreaming. It was life-affirming and fun.

Ashley Cole is a fantastic defender. I have seen him keep the best players in the world quiet.

I think we can expect leaders of Muslim societies to cooperate with each other on many issues just as Western societies cooperate with each other.