Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

It's not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It's like asking you to sing a line of Happy Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs

Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out.

When you become deeply involved with someone, their problems become yours, and vice versa. It's family.

I guess I'm used to seeing actors, but rock musicians still hold a special magic for me.

I was hedging my bets by the time I got to college. I was interested in drama and journalism and psychology.

There's no experience like on-the-job training.

[Kids] are just like annoying short people

You never know who's going to kill you until you meet them.

Once someone is in your family orbit, there's a mutual responsibility, and whatever happens to them happens to you.

Sadness doesn't equal weakness, sweetheart. If anything, it shows the love you have inside of you, and nothing stronger in this world exists.

Write about society as news and treat it like sociology.

Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my life, you know?

why shouldnt things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? they are so, and we are so, and they and we go together.

Donald Trump is sounding the same theme he has sounded since May or June of 2015.

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

The more a man knows, the more willing he is to learn-the less a man knows, the more positive he is that he knows everything.

A thousand policemen directing traffic cannot tell you why you come or where you go.

One of the reasons that the Ramones were so unique and original was that they were four original, unique people.