HATRED, n. A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Females and boys are the only creatures that propose others for friendship. As for the rest of us, friendship sort of just happens.

I took my menial life for granted until it became clear, why my early years resulted in a lack of adoption.- J.D. Stroube (Rival: Prelude to the Mirage Chronicles.)

I turn back to the Archers, who don’t look like the same species as us. Do they even sweat, these people?

All truth contains an echo of sadness.

He that trusts much Obliges much, says the Spaniard.

You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last.

Essentially, I'm, most of all, a writer. So, what makes people tick interests me.

His death eclipsed the gayety of nations, and impoverished the public stock of harmless pleasure.

Once you realize that the universe is made up of processes, not things, you are really on a roll, for what makes life truly interesting are the connections between events.

A DJ can't just play one song. It's about playing a set, or how you connect songs in those two hours, and where you place them.