HEAVEN: The big apartheid in the sky.

Whatever we are, whatever we make of ourselves, is all we will ever have - and that, in its profound simplicity, is the meaning of life.

Religion stalks across the face of human history, knee-deep in the blood of innocents, clasping its red hands in hymns of praise to an approving God.

God must have a weird sense of values, and if there's a Judgment Day, as some folks think, He's going to have a lot to answer for.

This is the only real revelation — that God is only a trick with mirrors, our dark reflection in a glass.

Whatever we are, whatever we make of ourselves, is all we will ever have – and that, in its profound simplicity, is the meaning of life.

God must have a weird sense of values, and if there’s a Judgment Day, as some folks think, He’s going to have a lot to answer for.

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.

What you think about yourself is much more important than what others think of you.

I know for sure that my daughter and wife love me.

Contempt is the weapon of the weak and a defense against one's own despised and unwanted feelings.

You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions.

I should rejoice if my pleasures were as pleasing to God as they are to myself.

I became very aware of how important it is to connect with children - possibly for the children, if they're in the mood for that - but certainly for the adults.

In our marginal existence, what else is there but this voice within us, this great weirdness we are always leaning forward to listen to?

Listening is a prerequisite for action. Listening is a principle for living Jewishly in a globalised world

Apple Pay is forever changing the way we pay for things.