HISTORICALOVERDOSING:To live in a period of time when too much seems to happen.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Is anyone anywhere happy?

I had become an arrow of sound aimed at the most terrible creature in the city.

Don’t expect success to fall from the sky if it didn't evaporate from the sweat of your hands.

Don't think about waht other's think of you. Matter of fact don't think at all, just be you. Do what you feel. No one else matters.

I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

Happiness and Beauty are by-products.

Actors have bodyguards and entourages not because anybody wants to hurt them - who would want to hurt an actor? - but because they want to get recognized. God forbid someone doesn't recognize them.

Who depends upon another man's table often dines late.

Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat.

I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people generally are just a little afraid.