HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

This above all: to thine own self be true.

Tell your testimony.

This isn’t the girl I fell in love with. My sweet, giving, patient, loving, caring, fun-loving Skye disappeared when you were kidnapped. I’m so scared I’ll never get her back.

When he died he would not end. The world would end.

Eye contact made people think you were being truthful even if you weren't.

The strength of his will was the tool of his trade.

I probably wouldn't have done as many as I did in one year, which I did when I was trying to raise money.

Somehow I wasn't adding up right anymore. My parts weren't summing into myself.

When I stripped myself completely of pressure and thoughts of sponsors and realized I only love to climb, that's the day I did it.

You have to be willing to be happy. Despite the mess of your life-just accept what's happened, throw away your ideals, and create a new map of happiness to follow.