HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Compassion is the key to the ultimate survival of our species.

...Fastow had found someone trusting and pliable.Fastow wanted a pupet, Bowen concluded, and he already controlled Ben Glisan's strings.p.338

All I want is to love you and fill you with happiness.

Human affairs inspire in noble hearts only two feelings-admiration or pity.

An essential part of seeing clearly is finding the willingness to look closely and to go beyond our own ideas.

To say murder is wrong is as much a statement of faith as 'I believe that God said murder is wrong' is a statement of faith

A great thing happening now in art is that artists are using the figure, the body, clothing, life.

The bargain…” she mumbled. “You said I could kiss you,” came his gentle, wicked whisper near her ear. “But, my love…you didn’t specify where.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

A relentless barrage of 'why’s' is the best way to prepare your mind to pierce the clouded veil of thinking caused by the status quo. Use it often.