HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that the ancients catalogued under many heads.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Where do I go from here? She thought to herself.Truth was, it didn’t matter.She had a new beginning.

There is no present or future only the past happening over and over again now.

There is no salvation for civilization, or even the human race, other than the creation of a world government.

Any athlete has massive reserves in their body and their emotional landscape.

Just put on your makeup and get out there and do it.

Coal makes us sick. Oil makes us sick. It’s global warming. It’s ruining our country. It’s ruining our world.

With yoga, not only your body should become flexible - your mind and emotions, and above all your consciousness should become flexible.

People can have rhinoceros skin, but there's a point when something's going to hurt you.

We get used to a certain kind of colour of form or format, and it's acceptable. And to puncture that is sticking your neck out a bit. And then pretty soon, that's very acceptable.

We must remember that as the centuries go by, time will pass.