Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

All my past heartache and pain suddenly made sense. That was who I would not be to the person who deserves the best of me.

A pen, a piece of white paper, and an idea can create a new you.

My dad being a salesman taught me you can sell anybody anything if you've got the ability to believe.

What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews.

You are but an appearance, and not absolutely the thing you appear to be.

In you, I found infinity. In you, I was reborn

The final end of Eternity, and the beginning of Infinity

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

They can send death at once, but life is slower.