Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The bird is gone, and in what meadow does it now sing?

Your biggest failure becomes your best teacher.

Art is very tricky because it's what you do for yourself. It's much harder for me to make those works than the monuments or the architecture.

Sometimes not having any idea where we’re going works out better than we could possibly have imagined.

If there's a simple, easy design principle that binds everything together, it's probably about starting with the people.

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.

Leave Jesus on the cross. He's very happy there!

I started watching The Stooges religiously and obsessively when I was probably about four or five years old till around the age of 18.

If you inspire one person each day, you’re day hasn't been a waste. It’s been a blessing.

Parliament will train you to talk; and above all things to hear, with patience, unlimited quantities of foolish talk.