Had he expected me to hump her leg?

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

We all have our youthful follies, embarassing to recall -- but people somehow find it hard to dismiss as a youthful folly anything that has happened to be a financial success.

Unless you are willing to compromise, society cannot live together.

Being called a person, as such, indicates that one should only have one character and be true to it.

The older I get, the more I believe in practice and work over natural talent and ability.

America is a very divided country now. Not only are there red states and blue states, there are now red facts and blue facts. The right-wing believe in creationism. The left in evolution.

You got to have style, and learn to be original.

The world seems a lonesome place when mother has passed away and only memories of her are left.

There's nothing people can't contrive to praise or condemn and find justification for doing so, according to their age and their inclinations.

Some people possess talent, others are possessed by it. When that happens, a talent becomes a curse.

A very big part of the life of a photograph is the afterlife.