Hail, follow, well met, All dirty and wet: Find out, if you can, Who's master, who's man.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.

He covered my hand with his. "No matter what happens, we're friends first. I hope you know how much having you in my life means to me.

Isn't it weird? The way you remember things when it's gone.

My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.

It felt scary because there was no auditioning, no rehearsing.

My first favorite band that made music important to me was the Beatles. I was a little kid. I didn't know who was singing what song or who wrote what song.

There are three things I always forget. Names, faces and... the third I can't remember.

When you want to be honored by others, you learn to honor them first.

I think it's important to have a good sense of humor and joke around with your kids. That's what I do a lot.

They say people who don’t learn from history are destined to repeat it.