Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Altering your perspective can provide you the luxury of seeing things for what they are, not what you wish them to be.

More must be done in concrete terms in order to promote the cause of disarmament.

What qualifies me to tell people how to act or what to think? I'm Charley Pride, country singer. Period.

Innovation is very important to me, especially professionally. The alternative, standing pat, leads to complacency, rigidity and eventually failure.

Tools may limit the user, but the utility of tools is limited by the skill of the user.

When I was about 7 I fancied Anna Chlumsky; the girl from My Girl.

The great art of governing consists in not letting men grow old in their jobs.

The behavior of the economy as a whole, at the aggregate, macro-level, is built up from the individual equations at the micro-level.

I think that love isn't what you think it is when you're in your twenties or even thirties.

With a purposeful story, you can change a "wanna be" to a "gonna be" to a "be".