Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Becuse God loves us, but the devil takes an interest.

In the world of old memories, there's room for visitors

I'm at my most productive before I even have my first cup of coffee. I only get slower and stupider as the day progresses.

Maybe they hate me because I'm too good!

Heaven is going to be like this life, only better. It will be like this life with all its joys and beauties and pleasures, but without the drawbacks - with all the assets but none of the liabilities.

In recent years - before the intifada - there were three or four incidents of anti-Semitism a year, and that's out of 18 million crimes and violations of the law.

When I’m on the court, I try to play with all my emotion and heart.

In the last fifty years science has advanced more than in the 2,000 previous years and given mankind greater powers over the forces of nature than the ancients ascribed to their gods.

The corporatization of something as basic and intimate as eating is, for many of us today, a good place to draw the line.

I live in Florida, and I live on a small lagoon. I sit and look out at the water all day - that's what my desk is.