Hair growing out every hole in me.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

If you REALLY want to know what another person is like, notice how he or she treats the less fortunate or those without position or title.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver

But it's not a cancer book, because cancer books suck.

I must stay alone and know that I am alone to contemplate and feel nature in full.

The objection of the scandalmonger is not that she tells of racy doings, but that she pretends to be indignant about them.

Comfort is definitely important to me, especially when Im running around.

The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone.

Unite; for combination is stronger than witchcraft.

Hath triumphed over time, which besides it nothing but eternity hath triumphed over.