Hal is on his way." The nurse announced reentering the room.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

her smile was as beautiful as the only star in a dark night...

If I had my way, I'd do all my entertaining on the front steps

In baseball, I was a pitcher, which I hated because there was no action there.

The two great tests of character are wealth and poverty.

I don't smoke because I like to do so, but because it makes me pay cigarette taxes, which helps build roads and water supplies.

In TV, there's so much compromise, it does start to grate a bit. But if you're a writer or an actor, it really is the place to be.

Civil disobedience is the inherent right of a citizen.

Men should have more time with their newborn babies.

You have to have a lot of kids.