Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

To the poor memories of drunks, ' she said. 'To all the lovely nights forever lost.

God's dialogue with us becomes truly human, since God conducts his part as man.

Did you ever notice all the items on a honey do list are dangerous. Clean gutters, put light in shower, patch roof. It's a honey die list.

Oftentimes what you see cancels out what you perceive.

Repeated psychology tests have proven that telling someone your goal makes it less likely to happen.

Most of the leading figures of the Old Testament were polygamists. Abraham had several wives and concubines. If they wanted, they could say this was approved in the Bible.

It seems that everything is part of the maturing process

What the tongue has promised, the body must submit to.

Tales of heroes end in bliss.