Half of my heart’s got a grip on the situation, half of my heart takes time.

Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Don't be scared to walk alone. Don't be scared to like it.

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

The biggest mistake I made and what cost me a lot of enjoyment in my life, was assuming that everybody cared. They don’t.

The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.

A true friend is a person that will shout at you when you’re wrong, hold your hand when you fall down, dance with you during the good times, and stay with you during your ups and downs.

For love I have invested my life with no return

Positive thinkers create large pictures of what they want in their minds and can predict the future from the present.

YOU are what you're allowing yourself to be!

You’re going to let her wander into someone else’s arms? There’s another man who could protect her better than you? Well, if that’s true—

Commitment means losing yourself to gain something temporary. Nothing lasts. Not looks. Not love.

Marriage isn't supposed to make you happy - it's supposed to make you married.

It is so easy to presume that while your own world has ground to an absolute halt, so has everyone else's.

Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

The item of clothing that makes us feel powerful is the one that makes us feel confident and self-assured, that magically makes us look our best in all kinds of circumstances.