Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

As long as there's breath in the flesh, there'll always be desire for more. Being content is a gift, other millionaires and billionaires actually die empty and less fulfilled.

How I ever could have thought he was boring or easy was beyond me’ (Daisy, 'Friendship on Fire', p. 471).

It is not what you say or hope or wish or intend but only what you do that counts. Your choices tell you unerringly who you really are.

Focus not on what he or she does, but on keeping to your higher purpose. Your own purpose should seek harmony with nature itself. For this is the true road to freedom.

If you don't know who your customer is, you don't know what quality is.

People who write finely must not expect to be left in repose; they will be molested with thanks, at least.

I have nothing to say for myself, only that I have always tried to make this earth a little bit better

If God treats you well by teaching you a disastrous lesson, you never forget it.

I'm kind of one of these guys who wants to play everything once before it's all over.

Popular music is slowly being laid to rest in every conceivable way... the ashes are already about us if we could but notice them.