Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

One needs to be beyond love and above humanity to wield power, or so I sometimes think.

There is always something through which things get into our minds. There is always something in mind which does not only control the mind, but also the life we live in totality!

I see myself as mom first. I'm so lucky to have that role in life. The world can like me, hate me or fall apart around me and at least I wake up with my kids and I'm happy.

Just as the pioneer travelers of the Conestoga wagon days kept personal journals, I, as a pioneer space traveler, would do the same.

The Frenchman is first and foremost a man. He is likeable often just because of his weaknesses, which are always thoroughly human, even if despicable.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

I was a bit of a Victorian Lady, fainting-wise.

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

...If humility does not precede all that we do, our efforts are fruitless.

By my love and my hope I beseech you - do not forsake hero in your soul!