Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.

I'm hard-nosed about luck...If you're persistent in trying and doing and working, you almost always make your own fortune.

Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.

Sometimes, the advertising is better than the product. Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising. Everyone tries the thing and never buys it again.

There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.

From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor.

I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

That's great advertising when you can turn Chicago into a city you'd want to spend more than three hours in.

Because I'm in advertising, not electricity!

It goes back to all of us wanting to be in Hollywood. We're all dying to win an Oscar.

Change is growth

You know, people can't fall in love with me just because I'm good at what I do.

When our vices leave us we flatter ourselves with the credit of having left them.

The vow that binds too strictly snaps itself.

Women are the volatile vote at the end-particularly independent, non-college-educated married women.

I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose.

The cartoon absolutely captures something that acres and acres of copy can't. And even photographs can't.

I toned down my accent at school; otherwise, people would pick on me.

Gayness is a non-issue.

It was of tremendous comfort. I always said my prayers at night. My mother taught actually me to say prayers at night but most of it came from the church.