Halloween means that young girls dress up in highly sexualized outfits that would never be acceptable if it weren't Halloween.

I was not popular enough - or at all - when Vanilla Ice was popular to remember who Vanilla Ice is without my husband reminding me. So I don't have a Vanilla Ice key chain.

My poetry definitely comes out of a female body.

Usually I avoid sugar, but sugar is like the most deeply satisfying addictive thing ever.

I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.

I HATE HALLOWEEN. This makes me VERY unpopular.

I like the way the prose and poetry interact.

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

I am interested in the movement of my own thoughts and in trying make the poems feel more accurate to experience, including the experience of thinking.

Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.

The true mark of English conversation is not being able to tell when you've been insulted. I think the more sophisticated society becomes, the more it hides behind the masks it manufactures.

You never know what’s going to be in the garden in June when you’re looking at it in January.

Since the fall of Man and the return of Magery and our older ways, most disputes were settled in a civilized manner: sword to the face, mace to the neck, acceptable societal situational handlers

Quote of the day:"You are not a bad person.You are just a good person, in a bad place.

The next time you have a high-stakes meeting, a presentation, or an important social engagement, practice power posing beforehand to potently and powerfully impact your confidence.

Rob Chilson's mordant wit will keep you turning the pages until the wee hours!

America has but one main problem -- the character of the men and women it shall produce.

Drinking all day Big chiefing at night I keep my eyes red and tight So that my teeth can look white

As a person, I'm anti-violence.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.