Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

My dad always says that you don't get to choose what happens in the world, only how you react to it.

Identity is your role in life, the part you play. Individuality is who you are, and who you are is revealed to you if you can get to complete presence.

They (the press) have a hatred of Manchester United.

Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.

It's almost heartening to think that the attachment you have can define your perception as much as any other influence.

Women wrap men with their second attention.

That whole thing about immortality, eternal love and flying is dark and sexy. When you're going through your sexual awakening, it's all a part of that.

You must embrace the man you hate, if you cannot be justified in knocking him down.

Don't cross oceans for people who wouldn't cross a puddle for you.

I think all our characters are an amalgam of people we know in our world and ourselves.