Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

A code is like love, it has created with clear intentions at the beginning, but it can get complicated.

The Bible is the greatest book of all times.

Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.

Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!

Things come to me pretty regularly. There is never a shortage or a backlog

I always found the film world unpleasant. It's all about the schedule, and never really flew for me.

Enlightenment is the liberation of man from his self-caused state of minority... Supere aude! Dare to use your own understanding!is thus the motto of the Enlightenment.

Trump is trying to do a lot of really big things. And he's actually getting a lot of big things done.

A camera can get you close without the burden of commitment. It's a nifty device that way, a magical passport into people's lives with no permanent strings attached.

In a start-up company, you basically throw out all assumptions every three weeks.