Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

A human being born into a cold, indifferent world will regard his situation as the only possible one.

Let's swim to the moonLet's climb through the tideSurrender to the waiting worldsThat lap against our side.

Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and of true progress.

When God chooses to create somebody, he or she has an impact on other people's choices and it might be that they have an impact on their decisions to trust Christ or not.

Daimonds are a girls best friend- they're sharper than knives

I know it sounds hard to believe, but habits laid down by our ancestors persist even after the conditions that created those habits have gone away.

But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation.

It's the emotional punches that you can't see that are just overwhelmingly devastating to your heart - your moral fiber.

If you compare me to an actor, I'm probably one of the best boxers in the profession. But if you compare me as a boxer, I'm probably one of the best actors.

So what do I wish for? Something I'm not sure I want? Someone I'm not sure I need? Or someone I know I can't have?