Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future; Age knows her as the Dream.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

In fact, over the last twenty years, authors have offered up over nine thousand different systems, languages, principles, and paradigms to help explain the mysteries of management and leadership.

You’ve got to give the door something?’‘Yes, ’ said Dumbledore. ‘Blood, if I am not much mistak

I never sit in a cinema and go, "Ah! I want to be in that film!"

Yes, the Green Party is committed to a healthy environment. But the Green Party is not solely committed to just that.

Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century.

One of the rules of plays, I feel, is to never use an extra word if you don't have to.

To make astute people believe one is what one is not is, in most cases, harder than actually to become what one wishes to appear.

What is golden is miles under your belt, miles, miles, miles.

In my new book, 'Birth,' my goal is to share the path I have traveled in the spiritual sphere and in the business and philanthropic sphere in order to reveal the essential connection between the two.

It's very important to always put things in their historical contexts. It teaches important lessons about the country in question.