Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

You shall create beauty not to excite the sensesbut to give sustenance to the soul.

Support and encouragement are found in the most unlikely places.

There is nothing more real than light.

As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.

He's beautiful. Not specifically to look at, but to be with.

You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.

To know a man properly, you must know the shape of his hurt - the specific wound around which his person has been formed like a scab.

You leave space for the body, imagining the other part even though it isn't there.

I long to talk with some old lover's ghost, Who died before the god of love was born.

Thousands of important and intelligent men have never been able to grasp the principle of comparative advantage or believe it even after it was explained to them