Happiness is just a great equalizer. It's like water. You pour happiness liberally and all sorts of great things are going to happen.

I came from the Philippines and Filipinos are incredibly musical. I mean the best cover bands in the world come from Manila!

I don't think I came to music. I think music came to me - or was already embedded when I came into this sphere, this realm, this Earth.

If you can give people happiness, you're in their hearts. Now you can just start having conversations with people that you would not have had under other circumstances.

You can't have an all-girl band! They'll get pregnant, and they'll never stay together.

We had to be our own mothers of invention, in many senses of the word.

Take the clapper and become the alarm that the world so desperately needs.

You are not with your luck but he is with you forever and your life proves it.

Death truly does have life, and walks with and lives through us everyday.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns a lesson he can learn in no other way.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

The proudest thing I can claim is that I am from Abilene.

I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

Differences among deaf people are okay, but we need to recognize those differences and work together.

If I die prematurely at any rate I shall be saved from being bored to death by my own success.

[Faith] is nothing more than wishful thinking, and the wish is no evidence of anything beyond itself. Yet so many religious people take their wishes for reality.