Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

So many things in language can never be known or settled or explained, except by custom.

Just for a moment, amid all the bad stuff, this was a happy place again.

Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the boulder.

You can't live off potential for the rest of your life. So get up, get out and go get you some!

Sam Hellerman is a genius!

Precedents are dangerous things; let the rein of government then be braced and held with a steady hand.

I frowned, wondering if Trent would mind being the size of a fairy for a day. He could talk to the newest tenants in his garden.

Larry is back in town...The wedding is set for October. Tammy is threatening to have me in the wedding. Some friends they are.

Architecture is a political act, by nature. It has to do with the relationships between people and how they decide to change their conditions of living.

Like an army defeated the snow hath retreated.