Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

I'm just the mere shadow of my former selfishness. I crave the silhouette of your kiss.

I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused.

I believe that music is connected by human passions and curiosities rather than by marketing strategies.

I feel like a juggler running out of hands.

I can't say anymore than I love you. Anything else would be a waste of breath.

Don't wear your heart on your sleeve when your remarks are off the cuff.

The radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools tryin' to anesthetize the way that you feel.

And I don't feel any form of music is beyond me in the sense of that I don't understand it or I don't have some love for some part of it.

Women hear rhythm differently than men.

Maybe I just never learned my harmony part, because what everybody says sounds odd to them sounds perfectly natural to me.

Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Extreme busyness is a symptom of deficient vitality, and a faculty for idleness implies a catholic appetite and a strong sense of personal identity.

Neither a fake friend nor a liar can be trusted, with a secret.

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

If we were to remove the Bible from public schools we would be wasting so much time punishing crimes and taking so little pains to prevent them.

I was just a small boy from Mississippi, and now little kids are going to identify with me through this game.

Whoa, boy, he told himself. Golden Rule for Demigods: Thou shalt not Hokey Pokey with psychos.