Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I grew it - sorry, drew it - for this book, if for no other reason than to illustrate the old saying that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

MankindMen, said the Devil, are good to their brothers:they don’t want to mendtheir own ways, but each other's.

Faith has a role to play in life. It is not related to success. It is the other way round. Success is related to faith. Faith comes first.

The extent to which human aggression exemplifies innate tendencies is not clear.

The trouble with many copywriters in general agencies are that they don't really think in terms of selling. They have never written direct-response; they have never tasted blood

I find that when my plays are going well, they seem to resemble pieces of music. But if I had to go into specifics about it, I wouldn't be able to. It's merely something that I feel.

Obamacare is a marketplace in the same way the Knockout Game is a game.

I'm lucky. I've got pretty good genes.

Death is nothing to us, it matters not one jot, since the nature of the mind is understood to be mortal.

I'm searching for a shred of humanity in that shriveled tangle of arteries you call a heart.