Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

King Of The Dot is huge; battle rap is huge right now. My first battle that I went to was King Of The Dot - shout out to Lush One.

In trying to defend everything he defended nothing.

He that has given today may, if he so please, take away tomorrow.

We rather confess our moral errors, faults, and crimes than our ignorance.

I don't really regret anything in my life.

Down on the West Coast I get this feeling like it all could happen.

Nothing in this world happens by chance

They only fall, that strive to move, Or lose, that care to keep.

I've found my missin' piece So grease my knees and fleece my bees I've found my missin' piece!

The biggest disease in North America is busyness.