Happiness when sustained too long in print can rightly be construed as sappiness.

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright.

Happiness, it has been observed, is best achieved by those who have been most unhappy heretofore.

No one will ever make your movie. They will only make their movie.

Happiness when sustained too long in print can rightly be construed as sappiness...

A mother's love is the morning sunshine that always enlightens our way.

Elvis is English, and climbs the hills. Can't tell the bullshit from the lies.

Nursing a grudge is bad for your heath.

That's what I try to do, my wife and I, we try to, not shelter them [kids], but still not contribute to the delinquency of a minor.

I'm opposed to fundamentalism in any form.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

This oration will be read five hundred years hence with as much rapture as it was heard. It ought to be read at the end of every century, and indeed at the end of every year, forever and ever.

Our forces shall spread like a great plague across the earth, every blue zone on the planet will feel our wrath!

Ideology has consequences.

If we buy into the notion that somehow property rights are less important, or are in conflict with, human or civil rights, we give the socialists a freer hand to attack our property.