Happy Anniversary, my darling Here's to a day that's filled with fun While we joyously remember When us two became a one

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

What distracts us will begin to define us. We don't need to swing at every pitch.

You make your own luck. Some people have bad luck all their lives.

Life need not be easy, provided only that it is not empty.

Imagination is nothing more than sensory states. Learn to go beyond an idea by feeling its reality.

Sin is not so sweet in the committing as it is heavy and bitter in the reckoning.

I Chose to be an active participant in my life rather than a spectator.

Of course, losing my father was traumatic. I was an only child. But from the time my father died, my general theme in life has been to turn adversity into opportunity.