Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

You are like seven of the strangest women I have ever met.

Calm is not a place where there is no noise or activity. It is the ability to be in the midst of these, yet experiencing peace within.

What would your good do if evil didn't exist, and what would the earth look like if all the shadows disappeared?

That seems to be another habit of yours. I get broken, and you fix it.

When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed.

In sanskrit they say: "Tat twam asi" - thou art that. You are God. The bubble of your awareness bursts and you're flooded with immortality.

This, I thought, was true love. Someone who made you happy without saying a word.

I mean it. Whatever happens, you have to believe that.

People who type with their iPhones on loud are barbarians and probably killers.

You are the Atma. You are permanent. The physical is not permanent. The physical is not the Atma.