Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

Fairy's side note: Even people who don't believe in magic really do.

The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

The only wishes that will ever change you are the kind that may, at any moment, eat you whole.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.

When I was a boy, I always saw myself as a hero in comic books and in movies. I grew up believing this dream.

It is better to prevent crimes than to punish them.

Critics called me 'egregious' - I had to look that one up - and 'creepy', but now I don't read them, I weigh them.

Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.

Life is continuous. Life never stops. We come to the really great questions and before we can answer them, life has moved on to something else.

Your unique creative talents and abilities are flowing through you and are being expressed in deeply satisfying ways. Your creativity is always in demand.

For science, God is simply the stream of tendency by which all things seek to fulfill the law of their being.

You're forced to step into that performer role. I can't just hide behind a synthesizer forever.

Giving love is the real beautiful experience, because then you are an emperor.

The man gave a shrug which indicated that, although the world did indeed have many problems, this was one of them that was not his.