Happy people are those who use a lower threshold in order to label an event positive.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Forgetting nature is like forgetting your mother. Remember you are a child of nature. You are connected to it and belong to it. So don’t forget to protect her.

Life lessons build strength, and life is truly A Beautiful Struggle

You don't have to be a bodybuilder to have strength in your muscles.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

I had my gothy phase, but I was never a troublemaker or anything like that.

Look at pictures of me growing up. It wasn't always the way it is now. It was a bumpy road for me.

You can’t shine if you don’t burn.

Those who cannot think, have, in my opinion, a necessity (which goes very far towards creating a right) for amusement.

You gotta love everything you do. You just gotta do it.

Nature is God's Old Testament.