Har. Bloody. Har.

The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

For the two of us, home isn't a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.

You ought to stop listening to stereotypes and start forming your own opinions.

Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.

I'm saying I'm in love with you! I've been in love with you this whole bleeding year!

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul.

Yes, St. Claire. I like you. But I can't say it aloud, because he's my friend. And friends don't let other friends make drunken declarations and expect them to act upon them the next day

French name, English accent, American school. Anna confused.

I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.

Soap?""School of America in Paris" he explains. "SOAP".Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed.

Happiness is attained, not through self-interest, but through unconditional fidelity in endless love of eternal light.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

The rhetoric is the first step, it coarsens attitudes

Being called a person, as such, indicates that one should only have one character and be true to it.

Failure is not an option!

Most important thing about your diet is who cooks it, a human or a corporation.

Expectation improperly indulged in must end in disappointment.

I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away.

Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves." "No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?" "Just shut up." "Can do." "Really? Doesn't seem like it." -Jacob and seth

I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.