Hard to call it a party without sardines.

Don't let the brownies bite.

False humility is more insulting than open pride!

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

We all posses different gifts and abilities. How we use those gifts determines who we are.

These days, you could stage a three-point orgy in the garden and nobody would bat an eye...

They need a deen that's not your uncle's deen.

Also, my mom and family are very important to me and I know that this is not expected.

If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.

The man grinned back at me with that perfect sincerity we fear and call simple-minded.

You shouldn't ask why do you wear a hat? What you really should be asking is why are you not? How can a look be complete without a hat?

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

I've gone through back surgery a couple times, and of course, my radiation treatments for six weeks got me to the point where I was not able to play at the level that I was accustomed to.

A song is a song and a hit record can change a life.

Unto us all our days are love's anniversaries, each one In turn hath ripened something of our happiness.