Hard to guess what people see in each other, fortunately for the continued existence of the human race.

Nobody keeps a cat. They condescend to live with you is all.

Here she comes that little town flirt, you're falling for her and you're gonna get hurt.

There were times in my career when I would try to write songs like Bob Dylan... Artists get hooked up in that. To be a follower, you lose.

I saw I could rhyme words. It came simply to me. But I wrote some pretty horrible songs that I still have on tape.

I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.

When I was 20, I was drinking. When I was 30, I was drinking more, and at 40, way too much.

It's curious how many people are ready to believe that the highest prices guarantee the best value.

I wonder why why why why why why, she ran away?

Used every man according to his capacity.

I may a loser in many ways but not a quitter in any way.

I always managed to fly a bit below the radar, but high enough to avoid colliding into anything.

Jay Cutler, he's a fine quarterback, but I think at times he gets a little nicked up.

A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I wake up every day just fired up. My one rule is, don't let anyone pinch me, because I don't want to wake up.

Do you girls have hope chests?' Lloyd asked. We certainly do.' I don't,' said Betsy. 'My husband and I are going to use paper plates and napkins.' Poor Joe!' Lucky Larry!

When hope is hungry, everything feeds it

Jesus did not ask us to believe that he was the messiah. He certainly never suggested that he was the second person of the trinity. In fact, he rarely referred to himself at all.