Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

My life is a work of art and nature is my temple!

Jesus is more interested in your heart than your ministry.

Maybe they hurt so much that the only way they can say it, is to say nothing

My personal feeling is that people need to be careful not to start over-analyzing and taking things apart and trying to be critical.

I guess I'm the perfect young lead actress. I'm not Chloe Sevigny - I'm not really a character actress. Some actors have "character" faces.

After that demonstration everybody was thinking, what's going to happen to these wonderful men who have been so useful to us? We have to give people something to do with life.

The world is changing, and the Internet is about to become the next broadcast network.

There is nothing like fun, is there? I haven't any myself, but I do like it in others.

Sometimes when I think how good my book can be, I can hardly breathe.

Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate. A plurality (of reasons) should not be posited without necessity.